Did you ever see the"Seinfeld" episode about toilet paper? You know, when Elaine goes into the bathroom stall and there isn't any paper, so she asks the woman next to her for some TP. "Can you spare a square?
Oh my God. Every time I buy TP, I think to myself how much I hate buying it!
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